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Yey! bedlamboy and i made up a new game today. this one is way better than Naps.

it's like fetch only we call it Toss Again! because i don't give it back to him, i just wait for him to come around and TOSS IT AGAIN! yey!

i do not like them.

i like putting my nose in cups of tea. those are nice.


tea kettles are bad.

here are three games that me and bedlamboy played today.

1) i try to eat his fish right off his plate while he tries to block me! i am a quick kitty but he is fast fast fast!

2) i dart and run as fast as i can at random times and he laughs at me!

3) he holds my paws while i sit on his lap so i won't claw him with my sharp sharp claws of sharpness! it's funny when he thinks i am done being grabby and he puts my paws back down and i grab at him right away with happy feet and he yells! then he holds my paws all over again and we play again! yey!

yey!

i don't know what a costco is but they give bedlamboy lots of fish. he makes them tasty and smelly in the ktichen and then he watches TVs while he eats them. he is very big, so he needs lots of fish. every other day fish fish fish. yey!

i am a small kitten. i do not need lots of fish. just little nibbles. if i ask nice, i get them.

then i have LOTS of energy to run run run run run run run run run run run run run around! run run run!

and chase things! chase!

bedlamboy told me that i was tagged by anthony81 the other day and i should say something or he will think i am a bad kitty.

. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
2. Tag seven people to do the same.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it."



1. i like to sit in front of windows and look at cars. i don't see any other cats doing this so i must be the only one!

2. when i roll over on my back and extend my one paw up to the ceiling i can get my messages from the kitten ship up in space.

3. i am a yogi of yoga.

4. i am the floofiest kitten ever. No one else is floofier than i am.

5. I like to run run run run run from room to room. i do this to make sure that humans are on their toes. also

6. i am not really sure what my name is. humans keep calling me different things. i do know that the word kitten! is the same as NO! and that Bad! is my name. i don't think it's like that for other kitties.

7. i have little long furry tufts from the bottom of the pads of my paws and when i lie on my side and pretend to walk i can may they sway back and forth.

oh no! i don't know what do about this! i'm not supposed to bite or hurt the humans, but today the humans taste like fish!

lately i have had to pretend a lot of things since the kitten-mommy and the kitten-daddy are not here so much lately.

These are the things that i pretend:

1. sometimes i pretend that i am a piece of laundry.

2. sometimes i pretend that i am a dirty shoe.





(BONUS FACT!: now that it is summertime i can sometimes get bedlamboy or ancilla to open the windows a bit and then i can see the outside. that is where the squirrel is. i hate the squirrel. he thinks he's sooooo smart. i'll get him someday.)

i don't understand. ancilla and bedlamboy don't see how nudging the faucet in the bathroom where the water comes out and getting it to run all down my head is not helpful. it totally makes the water come out better. sometimes i have to nudge it until it's pouring out onto the counter. sometimes they are so smart and sometimes they are so dumb.

it is important to drink with the same side of your face each time. it has to be the side with the chipped fang.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! DO NOT DRINK FROM THE OTHER SIDE!


i know about water.
drink drink drink.

yesterday bedlamboy was off the WHOLE day so we got to hang out... only he was really trying to make me mad at him pretty much the whole time. he ran the sweeper for SO LONG! pretty much the WHOLE DAY. suck suck suck, all the time. i had to hide under the bed for s a f e t y. he sucked up all my hard fur-work. i will have to lay around the whole apartment now to re-fur everything for him. bedlamboy is so dumb.

but he was nice to me for a little bit. i really like it when he does laundry! he puts all the clothes into neat little piles of different-feeling-fabric all over the bed for me to lay on them for him to get them ready for the washer. i'm helpful! i laid on so many piles yesterday, i'm sure he was very happy with me because i am a good little cat.

he probably stayed home from work yesterday because i was really nice to him and stood/laid on his chest for 2 whole minutes the other night before yesterday. that's the longest time i've done that when he was awake!

i am a good kitty!

i was just a *little bit* stinky and i kinda smelled like a poop. so my kittenmommy and kittendaddy (ancilla & bedlamboy) put me in the water!

i was so shocked and dismayed and hurt by this that i only really cried about it once.

and only when i realized that someone had let go of my feet!

now i am very wet and i look very much smaller and sad. i hope the kittenmommy and the kittendaddy feel bad about how sad and small i am. i can't believe they put me in the water!

SO MUCH WATER!

it was WET water. (even the "natural soap" they were excited about was still far to much like WET)
WET IS BAD.

not the little drippy kind or the squirty kind. (the squirty kind lives in the green gun)

i can tell that they know how mean this was when they tried to bribe me with sweet treats and kitten happy drugs. BUT I WILL NOT FALL FOR IT! i am a smart cat.

and mad. i am sooooo mad right now.

but they say i smell REALLY GOOD now.

i don't know why they say this. they can't smell me when i hide under the bed most of the night.

(i have to poke out of the under the bed to lick and groom, otherwise i would stay there until they told me how sorry they were)


hmmm... they seem to think that nothing bad happened. maybe those people who washed me were not really ancilla and bedlamboy! oh no! we've been invaded! as soon as i'm certain this really is the NICE parents who are back, i will WARN THEM! at night! when i know they can hear me and are not distracted! i am a smart cat!